aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

yungterra:

gary_buSAYITWATCHIT.png(s)

words to live by

(Source: yeomilk)

nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

(Source: weareallmaddhere)

sackandcody asked: what is sword art online ?????

tetsuoatehimbread:

lapfoxs:

you claim tumblr has taught you a lot of things but i mean half of you still dont understand how to merely scroll past something you dont like instead of sending someone death threats so

(Source: bakrua)

greenchestnuts:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

#the best part is that it uses frankenstein correctly

deaddave:

blithefool:

Their relationship summed up in two gifs.

zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

Edit:
Let’s think about this for a moment. The US population is roughly 330 million human beings. For the purposes of demonstration, take almost the ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE US and put them on the west coast, packed as tightly as possible. You’re just chillin, somewhere south of Pasadena let’s say, trying to get free, sweating and hungry with a desire you’ve never experienced before. You know you’re going to die though you think you’ll be the one to make it.

Then like the ULTIMATE hunger games of GENETIC WIN you traverse across the country desperately trying to get to the goal with absolute disregard for the other 299 million people. Your mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma, everyone you’ve ever known dies. You somehow get to the end. Where you bust through a gated base only to be sealed in and combined with another human to make a brand NEW human.

300,000,000 and you’re the only survivor. And your prize is to essentially die and reconstitute into a new being.

That’s awesome.

janoskifags:

basedgosh:

im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird
image

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(Source: basedgosh)

estellecampanella:

thetornadoofmymind:

am I the only one who really wants a friend who you can casually makeout with and couple cosplay and act like a couple and stuff and it wouldn’t be weird for either of you even though you were just friends and that it wouldn’t be awkward for either of you the next day?? AM I THE ONLY ONE???

there is a word for this??? it’s called an open relationship?????? ?

warwolf2:

yo girl whats the drop rate on those panties 

accelgor:

Pool Party Leona by Pyxl

meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

(Source: ilannister)